Karen quotes from Corner Gas

Karen

I didn't sleep with Hank!

Karen

Prison. You know, the jughouse?

Karen

Hey, Davis, I figured you'd be in tax prison by now.

Karen

He's going 120!

Davis

Yep.

Karen

Aren't you gonna pull him over?

Davis

Nooo.

Karen

Why not?

Davis

I can't move right now.

Davis

At least I'm not...

Karen

Blonde? Thin? Pretty?

Davis

I'm pretty...

Davis

How much did it cost to get these pictures blown up?

Karen

'K, but look, the water tower's unmarked.

Davis

You got 'em dry mounted, that's like twenty bucks each.

Karen

Why would someone paint 'Grad 68' if it wasn't '68?

Davis

I don't know but if you figure that out you'll be halfway to I don't give a damn.

Karen

What we have to consider is who, and why.

Davis

And... who cares.

Karen

Do you know how fast you were going back there?

Uh, 97?

Karen

Oh, that's a relief, radar gun's workin'.

Davis

Do you think my new cell phone is small?

Karen

I don't know.

Davis

Brent's got a smaller one. I mean I wasn't looking at it on purpose, he had it out and I just glanced at it.

Karen

Right.

Davis

But mine is small right? I mean how small would you say is normal? You get an inaccurate idea because you see smaller ones in movies and magazines and stuff. But for a normal person's cell phone mine is small, smaller than average.

Karen

I don't think anyone really cares as long as it works.

Lacey

Karen, I'm glad you're here. Look, we need to talk about the book club.

Karen

I thought the first rule of book club was you don't talk about book club.

Lacey

That's Fight Club.

Karen

What do you know about Fight Club?

Karen

I can't believe you're sending me in without back-up.

Davis

It's just a fishing trip, Karen.

Karen

But it's with Hank, twelve hours, killing fish.

Davis

If it gets to you, you don't have to kill 'em, just throw 'em into the lake.

Karen

I wasn't worried about the fish.

Davis

I wasn't talking about the fish.

Davis

Uh … I came to use your skate sharpener.

Oscar

Getting ready for the season opener, eh? Geez, I can't wait.

Davis

I heard we almost lost Brent.

Oscar

What do you mean?

Davis

The Stonewood Saints asked him to play for their team.

Oscar

They what? Sons of... How would they like it if we went there and burnt down their rink?

Karen

That genuinely seems like an appropriate response to you?

Davis

[after losing the Grey Cup tickets] Well, I'll have to go to a scalper.

Karen

Isn't it weird for you to go to a scalper?

Davis

Why? Because I'm a Cree man? I resent that!

Karen

Because you're a police officer and scalping tickets is illegal.

Davis

Oh yeah.

Karen

I know you're my senior officer, so I say this with all due respect: How stupid are you? You can't just fire your gun off willy-nilly!

Davis

It wasn't willy-nilly. It was at crows.

Davis

Fear is natural. It's what makes us human. It's what separates us from the animals.

Wanda

That, and opposable thumbs. And pants.

Hank

Rollerblading.

Wanda

Any kind of bipedal locomotion.

Karen

We can make fire. Animals can't make fire.

Hank

Well, if you don't count dragons.

Wanda

Actually, there's a lot that separates us from animals.

Davis

You had me at pants.