Okay. A plane crashes on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do they bury the survivors?
Hmmm. Well, I guess you gotta figure out which province has more of the plane.
The plane is equally divided between the two provinces.
Oh.
[repeats herself] A plane crashes directly on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do they bury the survivors?
Ohhhhh! The survivors.... One on each side.
A rooster lays an egg on a roof; which side does it roll down?
The Alberta side! No wait, trick question, the roof is flat.
Nope. It's a slanted roof.
He he.... the egg is square!
[Karen and Davis look at each other stunned.]
No?
...the committee to convince a young doctor to live in Dog River or C.T.C.A.Y.D.T.L.I.D.R. or Ctcaydtlidr.
Please. You guys think I don't know what's going on? It's obvious the whole town has conspired to convince me not to live here. The weird sexcapades of Brent and his friends.
People tossing their kids out. And the constant smothering by this woman who dresses all slutty.
[fake laugh] Flirty...!
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