[attempting to say "Hurry Hard"] Have a heart! Have a heart!
Get her!
Yeah! Get her!
Oh, have a heart!
That's "hurry hard".
Wanda, will you come with me?
You rented Jerry Maguire last night, didn't you?
Yeah, I forgot to bring it back too, but regardless will you come with me?
I don't know, Brent...
Bear in mind, I sign your paycheck.
Fine, I'll join your new team.
Aahhh.
Yes, thank you Wanda, you won't regret this.
Yeah yeah, you complete me.
Strategies! There's no strategy in curling, you just throw rocks.
Maybe that's why our team record with you as skip is...Wanda?
Oh, uh … Two wins, eighty seven losses, one tie.
The wins were by default, and the tie was against Mrs. Carter's Grade Three class.
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