Oscar, Brent and others in “Hurry Hard”

Oscar

Strategies! There's no strategy in curling, you just throw rocks.

Brent

Maybe that's why our team record with you as skip is...Wanda?

Wanda

Oh, uh … Two wins, eighty seven losses, one tie.

Wanda

The wins were by default, and the tie was against Mrs. Carter's Grade Three class.