So whaddya think?
I dunno. Where's the gotcha? Where's the water cooler? Maybe if you had an ostrich. You don't talk about it, it's just there. Ostrich. Think about it.
S5Cable Excess
Yeah-ah, I got this friend, who egged a cable van.
PPeggy
We only take questions about pets.
[pause] I have this pet, who egged a cable van...
Do you have to have your top button done up when you talk to him?
What are you saying?
I'm just sayin' would it kill ya to flirt with him?
Um, yeah!
So...you know the log? Was that fire real or was it added digitally?
CGCable guy
Oh, it's real. But here's the crazy thing about that log...it was shot...in July.
Hi, I'm Oscar Leroy and my show is called 'Not Peggy's Stupid Pets!'
So, what's your show about?
Well, I'll tell you what it's not about. It's not about Peggy. It's not about pets, and it's not stupid! Got that jackass?
S5Spin Cycle
Are there birds in here?
It's the phone.
Are there birds in the phone?
Hey Olivia, the new comics are in.
Oh thanks. Olivia?
Newton-John? Let's get physical?
Oh no, not right now, I'm about to work out.
S5Whiner Takes All
Hey, how did you know I forgot my wallet?
I... saw it in your eyes... you look wallet-less.
The world's a dirty place Lacey. Things happen. Things you don't want to know about. Money changes hands; people look the other way; cats go missing.
Hey, let's have eggs in bed. And don't bother scrambling them; we'll get the bed to do it.
[writing a letter] Dear Slumbermatic Bed People. I have been having the best sleeps because of your bed. I'm sure I'm not alone in saying this, but setting nine is my favourite. [knocking at the door] Come in! Oh, I guess I should say that out loud... Gotta go, my soup is here. PS: It's tomato.
S5Dark Circles
Hey Brent, you hear your parents are splitsville?
I got real problems. Check this out, they made my shirt the wrong colour.
S5Buzz Driver
[in Emma's garden after drinking Haywire, an energy drink] I like working outside Brent! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the sky is bleeding and the grass is screaming!
S5Classical Gas
There are people starving in Afri...China.
S5Game Set and Mouse
Did you see that? A mouse just ran across here it was as big as a gopher.
If it was as big as a gopher you know what it might've been.
It wasn't a gopher.
I was gonna say squirrel.
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