You can't just leave me here! It's like 10 miles to town!
It's your house, you'll live.
All I have to eat here are pickles and Pop Rocks!
You'll probably live.
[Davis holds up a piece of wood and shows Wes.]
I'll give you this if you get rid of the ATM.
WWes
You're bribing me with a piece of wood?
It's not just a piece of wood, I've got a whole pile of wood. It's yours.
My plan to promote Dog River is working. An American tourist came here accidentally.
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