Is it taco?
No.
Ketchup?
No.
Napkin?
Yes.
You lying, sack of-
It wasn't napkin!
I thought you were offering me a napkin.
Corner Gas · Season 6
Is it taco?
No.
Ketchup?
No.
Napkin?
Yes.
You lying, sack of-
It wasn't napkin!
I thought you were offering me a napkin.
I just saw some kids who said Safety Pete was hilarious.
Yeah but you have to remember, kids are stupid.
So, what can I do for you?
We need your help.
It's about my dad.
I thought this day would come. All you have to do is sign these papers and he'll be committed.
And here you go.
Prepare to be blown away by the aural journey.
I thought Karen was the smut reader.
Our first order of business is-
I second that.
What?
Every motion should have a second.
Don't be so formal. Chair recognizes Lacey.
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