Brent quotes from Corner Gas

Brent

Well, you're not in Toronto anymore, Lacey, with your grande-mocha-dappo-loppa-frappochinos! This is Saskatchewan! Tommy Douglas fought the federal government for free refills on coffee.

Brent

Well it's not just you. Dad's cranky, I saw him one time yell at a butterfly. Called it a 'sonofabitch', told it to get out of his garden.

Brent

Are you all right, Dad? Did you get hit by a grain truck (smells Oscar) or a garbage truckm yeesh.

Brent

No, Dad, I didn't lose it. ...How could I be talkin' to you on it if I had lost it?

Brent

I love books. I'm a voluptuous reader.

Brent

It would never rain in Dog River if I could squeegee the sky...

Brent

It's not childish. Hey, is poop face hyphenated?

Brent

Or you could have just said 'We lost the photos'....Mind you, that wouldn't have been as emotionally scarring.

Brent

I'm a monster? A monster with a game?

Brent

Now, no more dirty talk. Hand me that big tool so I can mount this.

Brent

Brunch is a powerful tool. I won't see it used for evil.

Brent

Revenge is a brunch best served with nice biscuits.

Brent

...the committee to convince a young doctor to live in Dog River or C.T.C.A.Y.D.T.L.I.D.R. or Ctcaydtlidr.

Brent

I can't eat your jelly salad this year, Mom. Lacey has me on some South Park Atkins Diet.

Brent

Hold my monkey.