[Davis is bugging Oscar about the hole in his muffler.]
A porcupine died for that hole, buddy boy!
Don't make this about the porcupine!
S4Hair Comes the Judge
When have you ever cut my hair?
You take a lot of naps.
Seriously, Wanda. I need your complete, impartial opinion.
Alright. I'll be completely impartial. I'll listen to you and Dinglenuts(referring to Hank).
D-dinglenuts?
There were no "Terms".
You mean to say that you didn't stipulate finite terms, establish clear, unambiguous points of chronology, duty, and ultimately remuneration?
Nope. None of those words!
S4Dog River Dave
Ungrateful ungrates!
Ingrates. I think that's ingrates.
Ingrateful ingrates!
S4Two Degrees of Separation
It's like Africa in here. It's like a sauna. It's like a Sauna in Africa!
Oh, It's imperceptible.
Well I percept it!
S4Just Brent and his Shadow
Blink twice if you're in danger.
[Shortly thereafter.]
You blinked like 13 times; I don't know what that means.
S4Demolition
[repeated line] Coffee break.
Why did you blow up the tractor?
… Oscar told me to. He said Ce—. He said th-that don't bother trying to fix the tractor, Ce-Cecil told him, just blow it up.
Gilligan. Alright listen up everybody: Due to unforseen … Hank, we're not gonna be blowing up a barn.
S4Jail House
Davis is doing hard time, it's no walk in the park.
Okay goose-down comforter, hypo-allergenic pillow, earl grey tea-
No chamomile?
They were out.
This is gonna be hell.
Prison. You know, the jughouse?
S4I, Witness
What's four times five?
BKBrent and Karen
19.
21.
BKBrent and Karen
19.
21.
BKBrent and Karen
19.
What's going on?
I asked them what four times five is.
Isn't that 20?
MMan
Yeah, Fitzy's right.
21.
BKBrent and Karen
19.
MFMan and Fitzy
20.
I need an excuse of some sort.
But I did all this work!
That's the excuse: You did all the work!
No, that's it; I'm not doing it.
You're being cruel; I never ask you to do anything.
What are you talking about. You ask me to do stuff all the time.
[In a flashback] Emma: Oscar, can you pass me the milk?
And I got a lot more examples.
S4Blog River
I was going to tell him he could lay down on the highway and discuss it with speeding traffic, but a blog ???
Yeah, a blog. That's short for weblog: Web 'cause its on the Internet, and … hmm.
'Cause it was originally written on wood?
Well, why waste this on us when you could put it on the Internet and have the world ignore it?
Whole world, huh?
Hey, Davis, I figured you'd be in tax prison by now.
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