Señor Chang quotes from Community

I don't like that fact that you're walking around here like you're better than me in front of my students!

Guys, I got a confession to make. I took anthropology because I want to be a part of your study group. Now, I gotta do the honest thing and just ask. Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare Chang?

Chang babies love the sauce, you know? Alcohol AND Duck.

My nephew Jim was born on the treadmill at Bally Total Fitness; 20% incline.

I never told you this, but Changs are usually born with tails. You... sort of dodged a bullet there.

[On seeing Jeff and Pierce's presentation materials] Why are there costumes involved? These are short conversations, they're not supposed to take...

Jeff

...Your breath away? Well, tough.

[After seeing Jeff and Pierce's presentation] F. F-minus.

Pierce

Did you say "S"?

Silencio por favor. Starburns, that means you.

My name's Alex, dude.

Well, maybe you should spend five hours sclupting that in your face.

Dean Pelton

[introducing the judges for Britta's trial] Our judges include myself, Dean Craig Pelton.

Professor Ian Duncan.

Professor Ben Chang.

Uh, no, you're a teacher, you're not a professor.

Maybe because I don't look like Ron Weasley.

That's the difference, that's the qualifying factor.

Dean Pelton

Gentleman.

Jeff

Point of order. How can Señor Chang be one of the judges? He's the one accussing my client.

Well, you got Prince Charles over here, your drinking buddy.

Oh, got me.

Dean Pelton

It sounds like there are two biases, one on each side, and I go both ways, so... let's strike that.

Jeff

She confessed to protect her classmates, because you were threatening to flunk everyone!

[Incredulous] You did what?

Oh, shut your pompous vortex of overlapping fangs!

Hey, British dentistry is not on trial!

Okay, I'm sorry. Do you mind if we have this conversation in a room with less balls? [To showering man] You're very confident, I'll say that.

But you shouldn't be.

Annie

Dia de los muertos, or 'Day of the Dead', is sometiems referred to as Mexican Halloween.

Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.

Jeff

Are you going to the faculty party? Make me your plus one.

Oh, give it up, Winger! Professor Slater doesn't date students... or married Asians who drive mopeds.

Jeff

I'll give you twenty bucks.

I'll bring the hog around.

You make no mistake about this, Winger: I pleasure that woman greatly.

Jeff

Psh, yeah, you look like you would have to. I'm not surprised you said that.

"Señor Chang"? Ben, do you realize how ridiculous that sounds?

That is who I am!