Troy quotes from Community

The only difference between Señor Chang and Stalin is that I know who Señor Chang is.

Jeff, Pierce took something, and he is tripping balls! He is touching people and dancing weird. It's like Grumpy Old Men, but not hilarious.

This is wrinkling my brain...

This is wrinkling my brain...

That's wrinkling my brain!

[watching the character based on him in Abed's films] Why am I crying? Did I accidentally listen to "Come Sail Away" by Styx again?

Taking a call girl to an STD fair? There's a joke here.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.

Can we make this quick? I have to give a banana to Annie's Boobs.

If it was cool to eat God, he'd be a chicken finger.

There is a time and a place for subtlety, and that time was before Scary Movie.

We are forty lightyears outside the Buttermilk Nebula, although it's possible that... [he peels away the graphic on their "navagation panel"] Yeah, it's a sticker.

I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.

Alcohol makes people sad. It's the Lifetime movie of beverages.

[to Britta] You are the AT&T of people.

I told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a picture. You can't disappoint a picture! I hate you, Pierce!

[as he and the study group emerge from a lake completely wet] You can yell at me all you want! I've seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster.