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Garrett

CRISIS ALERT!

S3 E2 Geography of Global Conflicts

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Garrett

ASS...CRACK...BANDIT!

S5 E3 Basic Intergluteal Numismatics

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Garrett

The paintball game was...was starting... And the...and the Dean... The Dean announced th-the prize. The prize...! We...we turned on each other like...like animals!

Jeff

What was the prize?

Garrett

"Was"?! This is not over! This is still happening...RIGHT NOW!

S1 E23 Modern Warfare

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Pierce

I'm a millionaire, I'm an inventor, I'm a legend, and I had sex with Eartha Kitt!

Dean Pelton

[as a doctor in the "Greendale Asylum"] That's sad. Should we increase their lithium?

Garrett

[with Dan Harmon's voice] Not yet. I want to see what happens if we confiscate one of their pens.

S3 E19 Curriculum Unavailable

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VVicki

My name was Vicki! Tell my story!

Garrett

These are my only pants; I can't get them dirty!

MMagnitude

I'm actually British!

Shirley

Leonard, butter ‘em up!

Leonard

You got it!

[Leonard pumps melted butter through several small tubes, which sends some of the Chairwalkers slipping into the lava]

Leonard

Cirque du so long, you high-stepping acro-bastards!

S5 E5 Geothermal Escapism

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CChang

There's a brand-new dance

Based on an old phrase

It's called the Fat Dog

And it will amaze

You've heard this expression your entire life

It's not made up,

It's not made up

There's a brand-new dance

Based on an old phrase

It's called the Fat Dog

And it will amaze

You've heard this expression-

Garrett

IT'S A BEAR DANCE!!

S5 E6 Analysis of Cork-Based Networking

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