Community · Season 1, Episode 10
“Environmental Science” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Jeff (2), Britta (1), Annie (1), Pierce (1), Dean Pelton (1), Señor Chang (1)
[Señor Chang has assigned excessive homework.]
There's only one solution. Someone has to go to Chang and talk to him.
I vote we all look at Jeff at the same time. [They do.]
[Not paying attention] In a way, all of you are right... OK, what was I tuning out?
You have to get Chang to call off some of this homework! You're the one with the silver tongue.
Yeah, go tongue Chang.
[The dean is addressing the crowd before a concert.]
Green Week was a rousing success here at Greendale. And now for our band, Greene Daeye! By the way, they're not the real Green Day. Thought we should just rip that band-aid off quickly.
[Chang is going through a split with his wife]
You make no mistake about this, Winger: I pleasure that woman greatly.
Psh, yeah, you look like you would have to. I'm not surprised you said that.
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