Annie quotes from Community

Annie

You're welcome!

Annie

I'd like to know why I had to find out about this group on accident.

Abed

Oh, this is getting way more like Breakfast Club now.

Pierce

There's breakfast?

Shirley

Can we have a protest? I want to protest the hell out of something.

Annie

We can have a candlelight vigil, like lesbians have on the news!

Annie

This is really important to me, Abed. Could you please go as my friend? My really good friend?

Abed

Well, I didn't realize we were really good friends. I figured we were more like Chandler and Phoebe; they never really had stories together. ...Sure, I'll do it, Chandler.

[about Annie's Psych experiment] Do they do stuff to your butt?

Annie

No!

Do you get paid more if they do stuff to your butt?

Annie

No.

It's fine, I'll do it.

Hip, hop, body don't stop. Riverside got the broom, don't need a mop. Put your team in the box, put a ribbon on top, we're not John Kerry 'cause we don't flip-flop.

Annie

Troy, why are you doing our politically conservative high school's shamefully outdated fight rap?

Bing, bong, sing along. Your team's Al Gore 'cause your views are wrong.

Annie

Troy isn't interested in football anymore. Getting injured in that keg stand was the best thing that ever happened to him.

Dean Pelton

Whoa! Yoko Ono much? Bro's before ho's, Troy.

Annie

Dia de los muertos, or 'Day of the Dead', is sometiems referred to as Mexican Halloween.

Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.

Say there are two friends, and they're in the same class, and one of them wants to ask the other one out on date. Like a grown up date, but within biking distance of his parents' house.

Annie

They could do something on campus. Tomorrow there's a picnic with live music on the East lawn. They're calling it 'A Night Under the Stars.'

Cool. I bet Randy would love that type of thing.

Annie

[disappointed] Randy? Oh, I thought...

Oh! You thought... I can't believe I mislead you like that. Listen, Randy can be the name of a guy or a girl. And in this case, it is definitely a girl. Thanks for your help.

Annie

And, I hate you. And, I want to have your children.

Shirley

Damn, I picked the wrong couple to follow out of class this morning.

Annie

Maybe Simmons was right. You really are all sizzle and no steak. You probably couldn't beat him if you tried.

Jeff

What do you mean I can't beat him? You and I are going to study harder than we've ever studied before and beat City College tomorrow!

Annie

[excited] Really?

Jeff

No! Who am I, iCarly?

Jeff

Ugh!

Annie

What's wrong?

Jeff

I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Annie

It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

Jeff

I hate it!

Annie

Well get used to it! You're knee-deep in it now, brother. This is debate!

Britta

There's only one solution. Someone has to go to Chang and talk to him.

Annie

I vote we all look at Jeff at the same time. [They do.]

Jeff

[Not paying attention] In a way, all of you are right... OK, what was I tuning out?

Annie

You have to get Chang to call off some of this homework! You're the one with the silver tongue.

Pierce

Yeah, go tongue Chang.

Annie

Before we start, I'd like to have a preliminary pow-wow, or prelimi-wow, about what I'm calling our library's back-door conundrum.

Abed

That sounds like a porno starring Kate Winslet.

Abed

What are you reading?

Annie

Pride and Prejudice.

Abed

So you're familiar with two sins... how about a third?

Shirley

Ooh! [Everyone leans in closer as Abed pulls out a cigarette case.]

Annie

I don't think we're allowed to smoke in here.

Abed

Well, then you picked the wrong outfit, didn't you.

Shirley

Abed, what are you doing?!

Abed

Don Draper from Mad Men. What did you think?

Britta

Weird.

Awesome.

Pierce

Put your tongue in her ear.

Annie

I liked it.