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Community · Season 1, Episode 5

Chang and Starburns in “Advanced Criminal Law”

CChang

Silencio por favor. Starburns, that means you.

SStarburns

My name's Alex, dude.

CChang

Well, maybe you should spend five hours sclupting that in your face.

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