Starburns quotes from Community

Silencio por favor. Starburns, that means you.

My name's Alex, dude.

Well, maybe you should spend five hours sclupting that in your face.

Pierce

[after trading drugs with Starburns] Hey, man, what'd you slip me? I keep grinding my teeth and I want to kiss everybody.

What did you slip me, man? My heart stopped racing and I can't pee.

Uh...I'm friends with Hannah too! The whole class is! And you can't have an exam without a class! Right, guys? We love Hannah! We love Hannah!

[chanting] We love Hannah! We love Hannah!

Shirley

Oh, Starburns. I see you added a lizard to your special hat and sideburns. Am I missing anything?

Yeah, the human being underneath it all, but no one's really interested in that, are they?

Shirley

No.

Frankie

Names. Give me names or you're expelled; that's simple.

I told ya, I don't know nothing about no secret paintball games. This is from huffing paint, I swear!

Frankie

Escort Alex Osborne off campus.

Hey, hey, hey! Hold your horse panties! You didn't tell me you knew my name! Look, I was about to take Todd out and then we both got shot. Guy was invisible - a ghost. Uses silver bullets.

Frankie

A ghost. So no name?

I'd call him "Silver Ghost", but that's probably already taken by an indie comic book or a terrible tequila.

Frankie

Bye forever, Starburns.

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!