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S1 E7

Community · Season 1, Episode 7

Jeff and Chang in “Introduction to Statistics”

Are you going to the faculty party? Make me your plus one.

Oh, give it up, Winger! Professor Slater doesn't date students... or married Asians who drive mopeds.

I'll give you twenty bucks.

I'll bring the hog around.

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