Guys, I got a confession to make. I took anthropology because I want to be a part of your study group. Now, I gotta do the honest thing and just ask. Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare Chang?
“Anthropology 101” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Señor Chang (3), Jeff (2), Pierce (1)
Look, we have the strength to survive anything. What's the worst that can happen with Chang?
. . .
[growling] I told you they hate you. [chuckles; then, normally] No! They just said they needed more time! [menacingly] Time? They destroyed your life! How much time before we take revenge? [normally] But they're my friends! [menacingly] I'm your only friend! [normally] No! [menacingly, lifting his hands into the air] Ha ha ha! [normally] No!! [menacingly] Ah ha ha ha! [normally] Nooooo!
I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival, but fair warning: it's my penis.
[answering a question by Professor Bauer] It was a trick question. The tool most important for humanity survival wasn't any of the nine in the box.
BProfessor Bauer
Go on.
The most important tool is respect.
Ha! Gayyyyyy!
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