Smart Beavis quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis

[Singing off-key] SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN!

Beavis

Whoa! Check it out! A flying Poop-tart! They oughta make that, like poop-tarts, like when they pop out of the toaster, they go POOP!

Beavis

Yeah! [imitates bees humming] Nyayayayayayaya!! Bees are cool. Nyaaayyayayayaya!!

Beavis

Dammit. I wish they'd show those bees again. Bees kick ass. [imitates bees humming] Nyayayayaya!! Bees rule!

Beavis

Whoa, look! Big bingo balls!

Beavis

Hey Butt-head, check this out. [sings in a fake Mexican accent] Let us put the man and woman together and find out which one is smarter...that was cool

Beavis

Bombastic! Yeah. [imitating Shaggy] BOMB-BAS-TIC! De bombastic.

Beavis

Doggy-dog is in the motherf-ing houuuse.

Beavis

Whoa, he's not even on a pogo stick. I'll be damned.

Beavis

Then, I was thinking, also, you know, if you had a monkey on drums, just one more thing about that…if you had a monkey on drums, you know, you could spank him, that's all I wanted to say. [Butt-head laughs]

Beavis

Check it out, it's Corky!

Beavis

Check it out. She's leaving him because he sucks.

Beavis

Is this, like, elevator music?

Beavis

This video has bikini girls and machine guns.

Beavis

I think that's the guy who does Family Guy. I didn't know he was a country singer too, yeah.