This dude looks like one of those drunk businessmen at those croaky-okey bars.
Oh yeah. Remember that time we were looking in the window, and we saw that big fat slob? He was going, "I'm crazy..."
Then remember when that Chinese dude got up, and he sang, [mock-Chinese accent, sings] "You ain't nothing but hound dog, crying all the time"
Oh yeah. And then he sang, [mock-Chinese accent, sings] "Love me tender, love me true, never let me go..." [mock-Chinese gibberish] Taekwondo, better than Thai boxing!
He didn't say that, Beavis!
Pantera, I'm Broken
B Both
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Turn it up, Butt-head, turn it up! Come on!
Okay Beavis. Don't cop that attitude with me. [turns the volume down]
No, no, that's the wrong way, Butt-head, come on!
Oh. [turns the volume up as loud as it can go] Here we go.
Yeah, yeah, kick some ass!
[they've turned the TV up as loud as it can go]
[trying to yell above the noise] HEY BUTT-HEAD, THIS IS COOL, HUH?!
UHH, WHAT DID YOU SAY, BEAVIS?
I SAID THIS IS COOL, HUH, IT ROCKS!!
THIS GUY'S A GOOD DANCER, HUH, BUTT-HEAD??
IT'S LIKE, HE'S A GOOD DANCER, AND HE SINGS PRETTY COOL, AND HE, LIKE ROCKS!!
SHUT UP, BEAVIS!! I'M TRYING TO LISTEN!!
OH YEAH, ME TOO, I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TOO!!
HEY BUTT-HEAD, WILL THE TV GO UP ANY LOUDER??
LET ME SEE!! [presses the volume button on the remote to find it is at maximum level] UHH, I THINK THAT'S AS LOUD AS IT GOES!!
DAMN IT!! WE NEED TO GET A LOUDER TV!!
LET'S GET CLOSER TO THE TV!!
YEAH, OKAY!! NOW IT'S HURTING MY EYES AND MY EARS!!
Pantera, Mouth For War
Pantera kicks everybody's ass.
[imitates Anselmo's singing style] HUH HUH HUH HUUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!
Keep singing, Butt-head, that was pretty good. Go on, do it again.
Uhh, okay. [imitates Anselmo's singing style] I BEEN WRONG FOR FAR TOO LONG!!!
Yeah yeah! Right on, man. Rock!
This singer looks pretty mean.
Do you think he gets all the chicks?
Probably not. I bet he, like, scares chicks.
The only thing cooler than bands that get lots of chicks are bands that scare chicks.
Pantera, This Love
Hey Butt-head, does this Pantera guy ever relax?
Uhh, I don't think so. This guy's dad must have kicked his ass when he was a kid.
Yeah, really. He was like, "Dammit Pantera, this beer is warm! Get me another one!"
Yeah. He was like, "You treat your stepmother with respect, Pantera! Or you'll be sleeping in the street!"
He's like, "Dammit Pantera, I told you to get out there and mow that lawn! Oh, what's this? Is that a tear, Pantera? Oh, is daddy's little girl upset? I'm gonna kick your ass into next Tuesday, now get outta here! And quit acting like a damn little girl!"
Pavement, Cut Your Hair
Ummm, is this one of those sneaker ads where like, those basketball players sit around in a barber shop?
Uhhh, yeah. Only it's, like, a bunch of white guys. And white music.
Yeah. It's "BUTT-WIPE" music! Hey, where'd that cat come from?
Uhhh, I think it came out his nose.
Um, is that supposed to be funny?
Uhh, it's supposed to be. It would have been funny if it came out of his butt!
Why is that, I mean, how come it like, if it comes out of his nose, it's not that funny, but like, if it comes out of his butt, it's funny? Why is that?
Well, it's 'cause like, your butt has a crack in it.
[one of the band members trips over a table]
I hate it when you go to the barber, and it's like, he starts cutting your hair and then he goes: "Soooo, how's school?"
Yeah. I usually say: "It sucks. Now shut up and cut my hair before I stick that comb up your butt!"
You know, Butt-head, um, maybe that's why you get all those sucky hair cuts, y'know? Maybe you should try being a little nicer, yeah.
Beavis, I'm gonna shove a comb up your butt! My hair looks cool!
Pavement, Rattled by the Rush
Oh no, it's another one of these. [Beavis groans] They need to try harder.
Yeah, yeah, it's like, they're not even trying! Come on, come on! I want you to start over again, and this time, try! Come on, let's go, pick it up, come on, come on, here we go! Come on, one, two, three, four, yeah, come on! Come on, rock!
If you're gonna be horrible, at least, like, you know, kick ass! You know, like Jesus Lizard! I mean, they suck, but they kick ass!
I think these guys are just lazy.
Yeah, really. They're too lazy to rock, and they're too lazy to clean the tub.
These guys are so lazy, they probably take a dump in the tub.
Heh, I do that sometimes. Poop!
Yeah. And then sometimes, I just pee all over the whole bathroom. Pee pee pee pee pee!
You're disgusting, Beavis!
Katy Perry, Firework
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