Smart Beavis quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis

Hey, maybe they'll break it. Yeah. [a sledgehammer smashes the boombox] Ooooh! Yeah! [a fist pounds a piece of cake, then a baseball bat knocks over a vase] Ahhh...uh huh. W - what? What's going on?

Beavis

He said "penis." [the duo laugh continuously for the remainder of the video]

Beavis

Fire! Fire! Fire!

Beavis

[on John Lydon's orange, spiky hairstyle] He's got a hair stiffy.

Beavis

Is this a bakery?

Beavis

Yep. Feelin' pretty good! [sings along quietly] Shiny happy people! Yeah! Dah da-da-dun dun-dun, dun dun-dun, dun-dun! Shiny happy people! [Butt-head smacks him] AAHHHH!

Beavis

Paradise sucks. Yeah.

Beavis

This guy kicks ass!

Butt-Head

Tattoos are cool.

Beavis

Yeah yeah! I'm gonna get one!

Butt-Head

You could have "I'm a puss" tattoo on your butt.

Beavis

Shut up, Butt-Head!

Beavis

Think she's a diver?

Butt-Head

Ask your mom.

Beavis

Choadsmoker.

Beavis

[high-pitched voice] I don't feel nothing.

Butt-head

[high-pitched voice] Huh huh huh. What's wrong with your voice, dude?

Beavis

[high-pitched voice] What's wrong with yours?

Butt-head

[high-pitched voice] Oh no.

[high-pitched voices] WE'RE NEUTERED!

Beavis

  This sucks! Help!

Butt-head

  Can I have your skateboard?

Beavis

  Shoot me down, asswipe! This sucks!

Beavis

hey butthead, look what i found yesterday.

Butt-head

WOAH, where'd ya find it?

Beavis

Anderson's house.

Butt-head

[looking at Beavis' butt] Huh huh, your butt kinda looks like baloney. With pimples.

Beavis

Hey! Why are you so interested in my butt!?

Butt-head

Uh....um...that new GWAR album is pretty cool, huh?

You boys ready to die!

 :[Screams] Buttwoman!