Smart Butt-head quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

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  Whoa, we're gonna be rich.

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  What does the president of the United States think about when he goes to the bathroom?

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That was cool.

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  [punching buttons on the cash register]  Uh…here, it's, uh…it's free, I guess.

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  Did you know, when you eat rump roast, you're eating a cow's butt?

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I am going to beat you like a red-headed stepchild!

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And it is with utmost regret that I must report that our baby was stolen by gypsies in the night.

Butt-head

  I'm gonna slap you around like a redheaded stepchild!

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  [while stroking a hot dog]  Look, I'm stroking my wiener.

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  [upon hearing on t. v. that a freakshow was going to be at a travelling carnival]  Whoa, maybe they got one of those dudes with two butts!

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  [to the "rubber band lady"]  Uh, could you pick your butt with your nose?

Butt-Head

(over the drive thru speaker) Uh go away. Were like closed or something.

Butt-head

I don't get it. It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz.

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Mexico really sucks!

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  Mexico sucks!