I think that's the guy who does Family Guy. I didn't know he was a country singer too, yeah.
“Cale Dodds, "I Like Where This is Going”
In this episode: Smart Beavis (4), Smart Butt-head (3)
[as Cale Dodds approaches an overweight man at a diner who failed to get a date]
"Uh, hello, I'm country star Cale Dodds. I used to be a loser like you. Uh, I mean, not like you, exactly."
"Yeah, you know what I mean, I was in a band. All the chicks liked me and all that, you know."
"I was nothing like you. You're a loser."
Uh, this is like all those movies where like, the good-looking cool guy teaches the dork how to score, and he like, trains him.
Oh yeah, yeah.
He's grooming him.
He's like, "you know, now that I paid for your meal, why don't you come back to my place and try on some clothes for me?"
He's gonna wind up in a shallow grave. [cackles] They told us about these kinds of guys in health class.
All the warning signs were there.
They may come across as friendly at first. They might even sing you a country song. But beware.
They might buy you breakfast, but that breakfast isn't free.
Here's what happened to a young man who went home with Cale Dodds.
[after a girl trips in a bar and is caught by the overweight man, and she looks at him lovingly]
Uh, the only way he can score is to go to a club and sit around and wait for a girl to trip and fall over.
Yeah, maybe I should try that.
As soon as the director says "cut", that hot girl's gonna leave the dork and go score with Cale Dodds.
And then the dork is gonna go home alone, put on a new shirt, and spank his monkey.
Now that's a country song.
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