SSagat
Question...
Queshtun.
Queshtun.
That's pretty good, Beavis.
Yeah, thanks.
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In this episode: Smart Beavis (114), Smart Butt-head (108), Butthead (4), Jill Sobule (3)
SSagat
Question!
[parroting Sagat] Queshtun!
SSagat
Why is it that every time I turn on the radio...
Why is it that every time I turn on the rrradio...
SSagat
I hear the same five songs fifteen times a day for three months...
Question. Why is it that Beavis is fiddling with his wiener fifteen times a day for three months?
Shut up!
Funk dat!
Question! Why is it that every time I ask Butt-head to change the channel because a video sucks, he never does it? Funk dat!
They should get this guy on that 16 Minutes show instead of that old Mickey Rooney dude they got. He sucks.
Check this out, Butt-head. [imitates Andy Rooney] You know what I don't understand? Why is it that every time I pick my nose, it's full again in a few minutes? Funk dat!
You sound just like that buttmunch.
Check this out, too. [imitates Andy Rooney again] How come they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump? I mean after all, you're not really taking it anywhere. Funk dat!
Sausage, Riddles Are Abound Tonight
What the hell is this?
Um, I think this is Primus.
No, this is the Seminefrious Tubloidial Buttnoids.
Really?
These guys, like, crawl up into people's butts, and, like, go exploring.
We should see these guys in concert.
Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, the Seminefrious Tubloidial Buttnoids.
The Seminefrious Tubloidial Buttnoids have left your pants.
Hey Butt-head, what are those lights for?
That's so they can see when they're crawling around inside your butt.
No way, you mean it's dark in your butt?
Yeah. You know when they say "Stick it where the sun don't shine"? They're talking about your butt.
Oh. I thought it meant, like, under your pillow, or something. But if it's dark inside your butt, how do the turds find their way out?
I think they can see in the dark, like bats.
Oh. That makes a lot of sense.
Scorpions, Rock You Like a Hurricane
Is this Michael Jackson?
I think this is where he sleeps.
Nah, he told Oprah he doesn't sleep in the hyperbolic chamber. He has a skin disease.
You watch Oprah?! [laughs] What a wuss.
Shut up, butthole! I just watched it that once because I thought they'd show his hair on fire.
I'm not just a Hair Club member, I'm also the president.
Heh-heh...you said "member."
Seven Year Bitch, Hip Like Junk
Oh yeah, yeah, I've seen this before! This chick beats herself in the head later. It's cool.
Uh...oh yeah! This is gonna be cool.
You know what this band is called? It's called 7 Year BITCH!
It's like, when a band has a name like 7 Year BITCH, it's like, they don't need to be very good.
Also, it helps when [suave voice] they're sexy! Yeah! Ooh, that's a fine lady! These are some fine ladies!
Uh...okay, here it comes. [Lead singer hits her open hands against her head] YEAH, COME ON, HIT YOURSELF! YEAH!
She kinda looks like she got a little special feeling from doing that.
SVSelene Vigil
We're all so smart, and we're all so dense...
Uh...I think this song is supposed to be about how we're all stupid and stuff.
What do you mean? Like WE'RE stupid, or like everybody's stupid?
Dammit Beavis, I don't know! I'm not some rocket...some rocketship or something.
Shaggy, Boombastic
SShaggy
Mr. Boombastic!
Yeah! [imitating Shaggy] Yeah, Bombastic! Here it is!
[putting on a foreign accent in imitation] Mr. Romantic, Mr. Bombastic.
[babbles faux-Shaggy gibberish, the only comprehensible words are "romantic" and "bombastic"]
Bombastic! Yeah. [imitating Shaggy] BOMB-BAS-TIC! De bombastic.
What does "bombastic" mean, anyway?
Well, it's like, bombastic is even better than fantastic. It's like, if you were scoring with a chick, you'd be saying "Uhh, this is bombastic".
Really? I was thinking, if I was gonna score, I'd be going "Yeah, hoowah, spatang, spatang, yeah, tap dat ass!", you know, stuff like that.
Really? I ever score I'm gonna be going [impersonating Shaggy] "This is fantastic, Mr. bombastic."
Smooth.
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