Smart Butt-head quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head, page 8 ... TV Quotes Database

Butt-head

This is Joey Buttafuoco's? theme song.

W

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Butt-head

Dammit. This Nickelodeon crap has gone too far.

Y

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Boy, this really sucks. [changes the channel]

Z

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Butt-head

All right!

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

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[Brian Johnson is naked in a bathtub and scrubbing himself]

Butt-head

He's naked! Don't forget to scrub your wiener!

You Shook Me All Night Long

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[about Steven Tyler] Dude looks like a lady!

Rag Doll

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Whoa. These chicks rock.

Babes in Toyland, "Bruise Violet

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Butt-head

Is this Dire Straits again?

Toni Basil, "Mickey

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[the video opens with a hammer beating on a nail in rhythm to the beat]

Butt-head

[chuckling] Nail. [A power drill is shown] Drill.

Satisfaction

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[Pat is standing by a subway escalator; a man bumps her butt with his hand]

Butt-head

He touched her butt!

Pat Benatar, "Love Is a Battlefield

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She's shaking her boobs!

Pat Benatar, "Love Is a Battlefield

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[Biz Markie is dressed as Mozart and playing the harpsichord]

Butt-head

He's dressed up like that dude on the dollar.

Biz Markie, "Just A Friend

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Butt-head

She should get naked. [Beavis laughs uncontrollably] Shut up, Beavis! You're slobbering all over me!

Bow Wow Wow, "I Want Candy

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This is irritating! [changes channel]

Color Me Badd, "I Wanna Sex You Up

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Butt-head

I'm already "up."

Carmen Electra, "Everybody Get On Up

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