Uhh, something's wrong. It's like, it doesn't look like this guy would have this kind of voice.
Yeah, yeah, it's like, it doesn't look like that kind of voice would come out of that guy, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah. It looks like it might come out of his butt.
Actually, I was thinking like, it looks like this kind of voice, like, would come out of Godzilla, or maybe it'd come out of Godzilla's butt.
If it did come out of Godzilla's butt, that would be a good video.
[a decomposed horse is seen in the video]
Whoa look, check it out Butt-head, it's a dead horse!
Yeah. Remember that time we found that dead horse?
Oh yeah. We like ran and jumped on his stomach, and then like, all that gunk shot out of his butt.
Oh yeah. That was sad. Imagine if Godzilla was dead, imagine all the stuff that would fly out of his butt.
Me'shell Ndegéocello, If That's Your Boyfriend (He Wasn't Last Night)
A different girl in the music video screams
AAH! What was that? What's going on?!
You wuss! That's just a chick screaming.
They should warn you if they're gonna do that crap, dammit.
Whoa! This song's about like, some chick doing it with like, some other chick's boyfriend.
Yeah! That's pretty harsh.
Yeah. So like, this chick will only do yo if you like, already have a girlfriend...?
Yeah, yeah! A lot of chicks are like that. They don't wanna go out with you unless you already have a girlfriend...but like, you can't get a girlfriend because you don't have a girlfriend...so it's like...struss-frating.
Dammit, what's going on here? This chick is talking! Is this a commercial or a video? What is this?!
Beavis, just shut up, and like...free your mind or something.
I wanna know what it is...like, I can't pay attention to this!
Dammit Beavis, can't you just like...cool out and listen?
Dammit Butt-head, what kind of crap are you talking? You sound like a damn hippie!
Beavis, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. I'm not gonna smack you today.
Ned's Atomic Dustbin, All I Ask of Myself Is That I Hold It Together
Yeah, remember that time that guy came into Burger World 'cause he was lost? And you, like, drew a map with, like, ketchup and french fries and pickles!
Oh yeah. I was just making stuff up!
Yeah, you were like, "Okay, you see, you go right down here and then you turn left, and then see this pickle, this is like a big building".
He was like goin': "Uh huh, okay, uh hmm".
Hey Butt-head, you know like sometimes when we get rides home, you know it's like, a lot of dude's, and they're all stuffed in the back seat like that?
Um, is it normal to get wood?
Beavis, you boner popping pervert! It's not even normal to ask!
Whoa, is this a demolition derby?
Uh, yeah! I think it is. Demolition derbies kick ass!
Yeah, yeeeeeaaaaahhhh! Y'know, I can't think of anything, that kicks as much ass, as a demolition derby! Yeah!
Yeah. Does your mom still go out to Sunset Speedway and watch those?
Yeah, yeah, yeah! "SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY! SUNSET SPEEDWAY PRESENTS THE DUKES OF DIRT, DERBYYYYY! THE BARONS OF FAST, THE KINGS OF CRASH, IT'S A SMASH UP DERBY SPECTACULAR, WITH CHILLS, THRILLS, AND BONE CRUNCHING SPILLS! Ticket price pays for the whole seat, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEDDDDDDGGGEEEE! WHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
Shut up, Beavis. Your voice is too high to do that. [in a very high pitched voice] "Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!"
Shut up, butthole! Check this out, [in a deeper voice] "Sunday, Sunday, Sundaaayyyy!"
You have a high voice, Beavis!
SHUT UP, BUTT-HEAD, I don't talk like that!
Vince Neil, Sister of Pain
Cool! Fire! Fire! FIRE!!!
What's wrong with you, Beavis? This sucks. Just because you have fire in your video doesn't mean you're cool.
Yeah, but the fire itself is pretty cool.
No way, Beavis. Vince Neil's a wuss.
VNVince Neil
She's a knockdown, drag it out, pick it up, do it again...
She's a knockdown, drag it out, pick it up, do it again...?
What does that mean? Who writes this crap?
Nine Inch Nails, March of the Pigs
