Smart Butt-head quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

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  Hey, check this out.  "For a good time, call Beavis's mom."

Butt-head

  …and this little piggy shot a big-ass hole through his foot!

Butt-head

You asswipe! I was trying to have a wet dream.

Butt-head

We're gonna have to charge you extra.

Butt-Head

Hey, Beavis. I heard if you filled the room up with gas and light a match, all the oxygen disappears and you get a killer buzz!

Butt-head

That was cool uh-uh, when we killed that frog, uh-uh. He won't croak again.

Butt-head

  Which one's Ozzy?

Butt-head

  That's him in the Members Only jacket.

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  [to a woman in labour]  Try the morphine.  It's excellent today.

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  The fatter they are, the fatter they fall.

Butt-head

Hey! Spank your own monkey all you want, but keep your hands off of mine.

Butt-head

[reading off the washing machine] Huh huh huh, it says ‘load'.

Butt-head

[placing the dog in a washing machine] It's a poodle, set it on "delicate".

Butt-head

  Check it out.  [the due sees a sign that reads, "WEINERS! 50¢"]

Butt-head

Here's another one. How do you keep a moron in suspense?

Butt-head

....Uh...I dunno.