[reading off the washing machine] Huh huh huh, it says ‘load'.
“Washing the Dog” · Season 2, Episode 24
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (5), Smart Beavis (2), Tom Anderson (1)
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[[singing to the tune of "Breaking the Law" by Judas Priest ] Washing the dog, washing the dog! Washing the dog!
[placing the dog in a washing machine] It's a poodle, set it on "delicate".
Hea hea, I barfed on the dog.
Huh huh, I barfed on you.
Hey, Mr. Anderson, are you gonna die pretty soon?
Yeah, and leave all your money to someone?
That would be cool.
That's it! Get your worthless hides off my property and don't ever come back!
Uh…okay, but, uh, we got just one question.
Get out!
Uh…can we be in your will?
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