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Butt-head

[fake accent] I'm Bunghead and he's Crevasse. Huh huh. We are foreign extra-strange students.

S3 E4 Incognito

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Butt-head

[reading and advertisement in a magazine] Uh Sunny Grove Nudist colo... cola.. naked people.

S3 E7 Naked Colony

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Butt-Head

Prison rules.

S3 E11 Scared Straight

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Butt-head

They're gonna lose.

S3 E12 Eating Contest

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Butt-head

He's fallen and he can't 'get it up'.

S3 E14 Sperm Bank

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Butt-head

Told ya dude. Huh huh. He wants you.

[For this, Beavis' face turns red and whacks Butt-head's face with an oar. A fight ensues until both boys fell off the canoe]

S3 E26 Canoe

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Butt-head

Hey Beavis...I got a 'charmed long staff' [turns around, then turns back with dice up his nose]

S3 E27 Young, Gifted & Crude

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Butt-head

Huhuh, I can like, hear her butt!

S4 E9 1-900-BEAVIS

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Butt-head

Beavis is not dog food. He's worm food.

S4 E13 The Final Judgement of Beavis

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Butt-head

Beavis, your balls are filthy. Go to the ball washer, now!

(Beavis starts pumping ball washer)

S4 E24 Mr. Anderson's Balls

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Butt-Head

Hey baby. You got any cavities?

S4 E25 Patients Patients

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Butt-head

Uh... I've got a crisis... In my pants.

S4 E27 Crisis Line

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[In a kindergarten class]

Butt-head

Hey Beavis. These chicks are flat.

S5 E1 Held Back

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Butt-head

Whoa. Todd's even cooler than we thought.

[Butt-head opens the door]

S5 E5 Safe House

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Butt-head

Huh huh…number one…

S5 E6 Hard Sell

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