Uh...Hey Beavis. I got an idea.
Yeah, me too! Let's go over to Stewart's house and burn something. [holds up a lighter]
No, dumbass. Let's become one of those 'stand-up chameleons' and get a bunch of money.
“Comedians” · Season 3, Episode 1
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (5), Smart Beavis (2)
Here's another one. How do you keep a moron in suspense?
[long pause, Beavis stares intently]
....Uh...I dunno.
MAMember of Audience
You suck, get off!
Uh, is that what she said?
You ever wonder why so much stuff sucks? Sometimes I look at one of these little straws, and I go, 'This sucks'.
Huh huh, this is cool.
One thing about gym class....it sucks. Okay, now I'm gonna like...juggle.
Go for it, Beavis!
This is gonna be cool. [holds up a newspaper and lights it on fire]fire! fire!
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