Hey! Spank your own monkey all you want, but keep your hands off of mine.
“Babes R Us” · Season 2, Episode 20
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (3), Daria Morgendorffer (2)
BBBeavis, Butt-head
[in unison] Diarrhea, cha cha cha! Diarrhea, cha cha cha!
Get a life.
Butt-head:go away, diarrhea!
BBBeavis and Butt-head
[in unison] Diarrhea, cha cha cha! Diarrhea, cha cha cha! Diarrhea, cha cha cha!
Get a life.
TCTicket clerk
How old are you fellas?
Fifteen.
Yeah, heh-heh.
Uh…[in a deeper voice] uh, I mean, twenty-seven?
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