[after Beavis and Butt-Head flipping through the channel until the ad for the Death Truck on Pay-per View appears]
Yes! Order it, dude!
We can't. Huh huh. They locked us out after Steven Seagal Month.
That sucks!
“Stewart's House” · Season 2, Episode 17
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (3), Stewart Stevenson (1), Mr. Stevenson (1), Disclaimer (1)
Hey, Beavis. I heard if you filled the room up with gas and light a match, all the oxygen disappears and you get a killer buzz!
This is bad, boys, for a number of reasons. First is the trust factor. Stewart, we trusted you to stay home unsupervised. Now you violated that trust, didn't you?
[Beavis and Butt-head laugh]
Now you two, you came into my house and you blew it up. Luckily, I've got homeowner's insurance.
Huh huh huh. I bet you do.
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STEWART'S HOUSE!!!
Beavis and Butt-Head are not real. They are stupid cartoon people completely made up by this Texas guy who we hardly even know. Beavis and Butt-Head are dumb, crude, thoughtless, ugly, sexist, self-destructive fools. But for some reason, the little weinerheads make us laugh.
My parents aren't home. They told me not to let you guys in the house even if they are here.
Think the carpet'll burn?
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