[to a woman in labour] Try the morphine. It's excellent today.
“Bedpans & Broomsticks” · Season 2, Episode 19
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (1)
The fatter they are, the fatter they fall.
BBBeavis and Butt-head
(on Billy Bob's scooter doing a wheelie) DONUTTTTTT!
BBBilly Bob
(Catches the boys and is furious) THEY DIE!!!!!
[Beavis and Butt-head screams as Billy Bob breaks through the wall and runs towards them.]
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