[The animals have crashed Mrs. Beady's car and have run away just as the police show up.]
Officer, thank goodness you're here!
FOfficer Fred
Alright, hands in the air, speed racer!
But... this wasn't my fault. It was the talking barn animals.
FOfficer Fred
Just calm down, sir! [speaking into his P.A.] Yeah, Gertie, I got another guest for the hoo-hoo house. Yeah, huh-huh. Real bag of pistachios. [walks up to Mrs. Beady] Okay, lady. Let's you and me take a little trip.
I'm telling you, there were barn animals in my back seat!
FOfficer Fred
[guides Mrs. Beady to his car] Yeah, yeah, tell everything to the nice ice cream men.
What?! I don't like ice cream! Take your strong, firm hands off me! I want a lawyer!
[Otis emerges from the barn, disguised as Bigfoot, making grunting noises.]
FOfficer Fred
Oh, you're mine, buddy. [blows a tranquilizer dart into Otis]
[groans] Moo. [passes out]
Oh, yeah. Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy now, Bigfoot, huh?!
FOfficer Fred
[investigates Otis] Wait a minute, this isn't Bigfoot! This is a cow dressed up to look like Bigfoot!
A shocking development. Someone has pasted fur on a cow to give him the appearance of Bigfoot! But who would pose such a cheap stunt just to get on TV?
[The TV camera focuses on Mrs. Beady.]
What? No! The cow's in league with him! He can tell you where Bigfoot is!
FOfficer Fred
You're under arrest for Bigfoot fraud!
No, oh, my! [runs away screaming]
FOfficer Fred
Hey! [blows a tranquilizer dart into Mrs. Beady]
[gasps] Oh, pretty colors... [passes out]
[After Plucky has been struck down, seemingly dead.]
FOfficer Fred
Looks like that last cheese ball did him in.
Oh, it wasn't the cheese ball. 'Twas beauty killed the beast.
FOfficer Fred
No, I'm pretty sure it was the cheese ball.
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