Otis quotes from Back at the Barnyard

Otis

It's milkin' time, filth bag! [punches the crook]

Otis

Fuse! Fireworks! Pain! HELP!!!

Otis

I can't believe I let that backstabbing monkey do this to us! [looks through the window] But still, it looks amazing up here.

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[singing over a montage of his wrestling matches] They say it's over, oh, but they're all wrong. 'Cause it's never-ending, 'til you hear the gong! Otis, you're the best, you're on top, you're gonna go all the way, you'll never stop! Otis, you're the best, you'll always win. Overcoming an obstacle, you're the wizard of winning... [stops singing at the end of the montage] What, you guys never heard that one?

Otis

[dizzy from being punched by his bull opponent] I am but a humble breadmaker.

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[standing up to his bull opponent] Okay, fella, I may not be, you know, a real wrestler, but... but you and that boss of yours made one big mistake. You messed with my friends. Prepare for a bovine blizzard!

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I am so a real wrestler, in your face! [blows raspberry]

Otis

Hey-hey, Duke, old buddy! We need a fifth for poker, and you're a complete suck-- I mean, I'm gonna take your money-- Hey, I mean, you know, words are weird.

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Okay, that was SO opposite the plan! I just almost let go, and your loud words would not have prevented the shattering of my many bones!

Otis

I know, in the past, Bessy has an ice block for her heart and anger where her blood should be, but that's because she was upset about her son.

Otis

[attempting to comfort himself with his cowbell over Bessy and Pip getting married] Bell-bell make bad-bad go bye-bye. Bell-bell make bad-bad go bye-bye. Bell-bell make bad-bad go bye-bye.

Otis

[singing poorly as Pig lip syncs] Oh, Skunky Boy, the clowns, the clowns are hollering. With hay for all, and lots of magic pie.

Otis

Relax, Freddy. You're our friend, and nothing will ever change that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go vote on whether or not to banish you from the barnyard forever.

Otis

[in Pig's hallucination] Hey, baby, you got beaned on the noggin but good. Feel that ball! Be the ball, piggy, be the ball, little piggy! Oh, I gots to go, there's a rainbow in my noggin!

Otis

Curse the constant need to disguise the fact that we're talking animals!