Dr. Glove quotes from Back at the Barnyard

Okay, yeah, interesting. You're inside a snake, aren't you, yeah, you're deep in there. Okay, this might be very painful. [pulls on Snotty's legs, which causes the Snotty Boy scream in agony] Ah-ah-ah. Just a few more hours.

OK, Baxter, it's doggy-doctor time! Who loves his doggy-doctor? You do, yes you do, yes you do! [Duke mumbled protestation] Aw, don't be scared boy, this won't hurt at all. [reads "Duke's" chart] Oh, deep de-worming. I was wrong. [starts up a giant machine] This is gonna hurt! Yes it is, yes it is!

Aw, relax, Baxter, the worst is over, yes, it is, yes, it is! [takes off safety goggles and reads the chart again] Oops, I'm wrong. Says here I have to flush out your brain hole. [picks up a large syringe-like device] Who's got a dirty brain? Baxter does, yes, he does!

Otis

Guess I'm first. Check it out guys, won't even break a sweat.

Pip

There goes one brave cow.

Oh, aren't you a big sweetie Okay honey, I'm just going to do a little looky-loo, yeah, that's all. [snaps glove suggestively] Mm-hm.

Otis

Moo? [wails in pain as animals watch on in horror]

[sighs] I'm glad you're not dead.

Duke

And we aren't leaving your side until you get better pal.

Pip

Dr. Glove is back!

Hey, sweetie, how's my big sweetie, okay? I'm just going to do a little check poo. [snaps glove suggestively]

Otis

Moo? [begins screaming hysterically off camera]

Duke

[to himself] Hang in there, Duke, you've just been poked, drilled, humiliated, but there was nothing they can do to break you.

[returns with a bucket of leeches] Okay, Baxter, time for your butt-leeching. Who's going to his butt leeched? Baxter is, yes, he is.

Duke

Okay, that's it! [knocks leeches into Glove's face and runs away]

Oh, the leeches are on my face! [stumbles into wall] Who's draining my face blood? [hits head on examination lamp] You are, yes, you are! [collapses from blood loss/head trauma]