Elves like to ice skate, but I'd rather scuba! When this gig is over, I'm off to Aruba!
Lines by Santa 1
Scenes with Santa 3
Yo, Otis. Offer him cinnamon.
Oh, ja, Santa is the silly for the cinnamon!
Ah, it's okay, Santa. We'll just drink all this delicious cinnamon eggnog ourselves, having a cinnamony good time. Nice meetin' ya, though. Cinnamon.
[beat] Did they tell you to mention cinnamon?
Yes.
Well, it worked! Let me at that bad boy!
So the elf says, "That's no pixie! That's my wife!"
[Everyone laughs.]
Santa, you are hi-larious. [laughs]
Hey, Santa, do you know the Easter bunny?
Know him? That carrot jockey owes me 50 bucks!
Tell us another story, Santa.
Yeah, tell us a story!
Yeah, come on, Santa.
Tell us a huge one!
Another story? What is this, Santa's book club? Hey, next time I'll tell you about when me and Rudolph went on spring break. No hiding from the cops with that nose.
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