[After the farmer leaves with Joey, a calf, in a bucket, after pouring olive oil and garlic salt on him.]
He's marinating Joey in olive oil! I would've used teriyaki and a chicken or a Cornish game hen, but that's if I craved flesh! Which I don't!
[glares at his cream cheese statue] How can I look you in the raisin eyes again? [smacks the statue across the barn]
[runs past Otis] Ooh! I got dibs!
Everyone, the farmer has betrayed us. So pack your things. We're leaving the barnyard, forever!
Hey, who's got bagels?
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