Mrs. Beady quotes from Back at the Barnyard

And when the world sees this tape on the Goraldo show, everyone will finally know that I'M NOT CRAZY! [chuckles] I'm not a... you know, a nut roll. I'm not a... kooky cuckoo-cuckoo coco!

[stuck in a split in the exercise tape] NATHAN! GET THE JAWS OF LIFE!

[screams] Nathan, the gas boiler exploded and blasted us into space! Call NASA! Get the martian repellent! Hoard oxygen!

Can I help you, Mr. Pig and Cow in human costumes THINKING NO ONE NOTICES?!

Take that!

Have some fruit.

Oh, I didn't.

Oh, enjoy the dip.

Yes! Victory is mine!

That's right, Hilly. They can. And I brought proof. Come on out, tiny talking cow. [Opens the cat carrier that Abby switched her other cat carrier that Little Otis was inside but Mrs. Beady pulls out a robot with a bucket with Little Otis' picture attached to it]

But there was a real, tiny talking cow in there a minute ago. [Mrs. Beady looks inside the cat carrier to see if Little Otis is in there] I swear it.

[watching the animals' hot air balloon] Nathan Randall, are we insured by damage caused by flying barnyard animals?

[groans] Got a postcard from your brain today. It's having a wonderful time.

Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha. Make fun of me. Well, I'll tell you something, mister. [continues faintly] Mister, mister, sister.

[groans] Somebody just take me out. Take me out.

Did I get a postcard?

[sees Cowman on the news] Nathan, it's that cow from next door. The one that's always making fun of me.

Flight control to your mind, you're going down! Pull up, pull up!

AAH! Nathan, that crook from TV just kicked our door in!

[in the kitchen, not noticing] You're mad, gal. Just one of them salesmen. They're getting bold...

Quiet, lady. Cowman's on my tail.

Cowman? Tell me everything.

Otis

[running to Mrs. Beady's house] I can't let him harm Mrs. Beady. [stops] Then again... [goes back to running] Nah, nah, I'd better stop him. [rushes into Mrs. Beady's house, confronting the crook] It is I, the uddered avenger! I am justice in-cow-nate! I am-- [Mrs. Beady hits him with a frying pan] ...sleepy. [passes out]

Hehehe. Thanks for the help, lady. Now, I'm outta here.

Not so fast. You're in this with me, so... GET BACK INSIDE!!!

Otis

[groans] Ma'am, as a deputized officer of the law, I must warn you that you will not get awa--

Oh, hush! I know who you really are. You're one of those talking animals from next door.

[finishes tying up Otis] Okay, uh, this is getting a little weird for me.

Because of you, people laugh and call me crazy. Not anymore! [to the crook] Unmask him!

I ain't gettin' too close. What if he has super-melting vision or somethin'?

Oh, for goodness sake. [gives him the camcorder] Here, you tape us. I'll unmask him myself.