Goat quotes from Back at the Barnyard

Where have you guys been? We're on live in 20 minutes.

Sorry, Peck. Freddy tossed the limo driver out of the car.

I told him not to look me in the eye. And would you please refer to me by my new name, this? [shows an abstract symbol on a piece of paper]

[spits out bottled water] What is this?! I specifically requested spring water from a Peruvian glacier. This is from some other dumb glacier!

[enters] Greetings, all. I'd like you to meet my entourage.

GGoat

'Sup?

Hey! How come he gets an entourage?!

Pig, that's not an entourage, that's just an old goat.

Yeah, well, that's one more goat than you got, sweetheart.

I could've gotten a goat. [the three start arguing] I can get a goat! I can get a goat any time...

So go get one. I don't see you getting a goat.

I repeat, how come...

[enters in a flashy suit, top hat, and sunglasses, speaking in a British accent] Ahem! Hello, mates. Are you all ready for tonight's telly broadcast? Huh? What-what? Big Ben. Fish and chips.

Otis, what are you talking like a pirate for?

And what's with the new clothes? You're gonna upstage everyone!

Sorry, blokes. I can't hear ya. As it turns out, I'm a huge rock star, right on!

[Everyone starts arguing as Pip records.]

Don't look me in the eyes.

Pip

Great stuff. Great stuff!

[Everyone keeps arguing.]

STOP IT!!! Just look at what success has done to us! [sobs] I thought we were all friends. I thought each of us contributed to our sound. Are you too self-centered to see that stardom... [voice breaking] ...is tearing us apart?

I'm sorry, what do you play again?

[normal voice] It's a thing that makes a noise. Why, it's clangy, is it?

Give us the first letter.

Is it a tuba?

Is it made out of a car?

Pip

I can rewind the tape.

Is it bigger than a breadbox?

Oh, it's a breadbox!

[fed up] That's it, I'm outta here! And I'm taking my triangle... with me!

Oh, I got it! It's a triangle!

Triangle. Oh...

That was it!

Wait! Peck, come on, don't run out on us now! [the door slams]

Those breadbox players are real whackjobs, aren't they?

Pip

Expensive, too.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[looks at the watch] It's almost 10. Krebs will be here any minute.

And I'm so ready! [the others cheer] Yeah, I got my bags all packed and my flight leaves in two hours.

Krebs

[voiceover] Yo, Beef Boy.

Ahh, too late! Hide me!

[As Otis hides behind Abby, Krebs approaches closer and his shadow becomes small revealing that he is actually a duck. Krebs quacks. The other animals are confused]

Hang on a minute. Where's Krebs?

What do you mean "where's Krebs"? He's standing right there.

Right where?

There!