Freddy quotes from Back at the Barnyard

Freddy

He seems nice...or, wait, not nice. What's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh, yes, dangerously insane!

Freddy

Shing-ding-bloopy!

Freddy

[after Snotty Boy has woken up with amnesia] Oh, he's seen us! He'll tell others! We'll all be sold on the internet!

Freddy

(wakes up) Agh! Oh, Peck, I had the Pig in space dream again.

Freddy

Oh, thanks. Aah!

Freddy

[finds an alarm system while robbing a house] Hey, look, a tiny toaster oven! [rips it out of the wall, triggering the alarm] The defrost setting is awfully loud.

Otis

Okay, so, not a sound system.

Freddy

[sniffs] Mmm! Something smells scrumptious! [realizing] I mean, disturbing! I knew that thing was evil! E-e-e-evil!

Otis

Stop that.

Abby

Otis, whether we wanna admit it or not, the farmer has purchased-- a barbecue grill.

Pig

Barbecue grill?

Freddy

Yay, I love kebabs! [Bessy looks at him] Sorry.

Pig

I love kebabs too, but not if I know the kebab-ee.

Freddy

This is horrible! My dearest friends are gonna be barbecued! [sobs] Mmm, mmmmmmmm. I mean... [sobs]

Duke

I'm too young to be eaten. Too young!

Pip

Dude, get a grip. You're a dog. The farmer's not going to eat you.

Duke

What, you're saying I wouldn't be nice with some low-fat chips and a nice cherry cola?

Otis

Alright, enough with the chips and the cola! This is crazy talk, people, come on! Even if the Farmer came in and dipped us in seasonings, I still wouldn't believe it.

Pip

Captain Cold Cuts, two o'clock!

Freddy

He's marinating Joey in olive oil! I would've used teriyaki and a chicken or a Cornish game hen, but that's if I craved flesh! Which I don't!

Otis

[glares at his cream cheese statue] How can I look you in the raisin eyes again? [smacks the statue across the barn]

Pig

[runs past Otis] Ooh! I got dibs!

Otis

Everyone, the farmer has betrayed us. So pack your things. We're leaving the barnyard, forever!

Pig

Hey, who's got bagels?

Otis

Now, the Farmer we've loved is gone for good, but we can still end his carnivorous reign of terror!

Pig

Mmm, pass.

Pip

Pass.

Abby

Pass.

Freddy

Big pass. Huge pass.

Otis

That's pathetic. Did Luke Skywalker pass when he had to blow up the Death Star? Did Tarzan pass when Jane was threatened by the Chimp King? Did that guy... pass... when he had to do the thing... in the place with those people?! You bet he didn't! NOW, WHO'S WITH ME?!

Otis

[gripping his own neck, using ventriloquism with his other hoof; high-pitched voice] Get in the cart or the cow gets it.

Freddy

Don't hurt him! Please don't hurt him!

Peck

Otis, we are so sick of this stupid game of yours!

Bessy

Yeah, I hope you're faster than a speeding butt-whoopin'!

Otis

Whoa, citizens no likey the Cowman.

Abby

Now, you listen, Otis, your idea to fight evil around the barnyard by becoming a superhero is just plain--

Freddy

Dumb! D-U-M-N-7-L, dumb!

Pip

Dude, there's no "L" in "dumb-7".

Freddy

Hey, anybody ever notice that Otis and Cowman are never together at the same time?

Bessy

You really are 31 flavors of dumb, aren't you?

Peck

Now, explosives can be highly unpredictable, Freddy? You want to help me do a test run?

Freddy

You had me at "explosives".

Freddy

It's your birthday, make a mess.

Peck

It's your birthday, wear a dress.

Freddy

It's your birthday, you look swell...

Peck

It's your birthday, tip us well!

Otis

I just got a letter saying the Max Fripplehoot is coming here tonight!

Peck

The founder of of T.G.B. Fripplehoot's?

Freddy

I love the theme song! It's your birthday, make a mess, it's your birth-- [anguished] The birthday song has driven all other songs from my brain!