Snotty Boy quotes from Back at the Barnyard

Snotty Boy

Ha-ha! That stupid old Santa Claus better bring me what I want this year, or he'll get a stocking full of pain, and a gift certificate for suffering! Tah! I'm witty.

Snotty Boy

So, fat man, we meet again. [in the same style as his signature laugh] Ho-ho-ho! I usually say "ha", but I changed it to "ho", 'cause it's Christmas, and I'm clever!

Snotty Boy

[walking with his friends and is disappointed at them for losing Otis and Pip after chasing them] I can't believe you guys lost them. You're both, like, lamer, lamer, loser face.

We were just following you.

Snotty Boy

[mocks one of his friends] ”Ooh, we were just following you.” That's so lame, it's incredibly lame. Lucky for you, I have stuper-awesome moose-tracking powers.

Snotty Boy

Ooh, got a little problem. I have you now, stupid moose. Your majestic antlers will look so sweet and toasty on my clubhouse wall. [a giant wooden moose appears behind Snotty Boy when he isn't looking]

Bessy

[who is revealed to be inside the wooden moose] I don't think so! [Snotty Boy looks behind as the wooden moose stops him from terrorizing Otis and Pip] Step away from my moose friends before I smack you upside the head! [Abby giggles]

Snotty Boy

A giant devil moose? Don't eat me!

Bessy

Don't worry. I wouldn't dream of eating you-- raw!

Snotty Boy

Hi, uncle. You readin' the paper?

[to himself] Don't move. They can't see you if you don't move.

Snotty Boy

[steals Mr. Beady's newspaper] Huh? How's this page? [rips up Mr. Beady's newspaper] Is this a good article? How about this one? Heh? [sees a ship in a bottle next to the TV] Ohhhh! [picks up the bottle] Are you building a ship?

[frantic] No! That took me three days--

Snotty Boy

Tidal wave! [drops the bottle, and it shatters]

[groans]

Snotty Boy

You're boring! They should call you Mr. Boring! I'm gonna go play with the animals next door, Mr. Boring!

Okay, I got your drinks--[Snotty Boy has left; to Mr. Beady] What did you say to him?!

Aww...

Did I hear someone at the door?

Pig

[blocking the door] No, no! What door? We don't have any doors.

[moves Pig aside] Oh, don't you be such a little silly-willy-billy-dilly-billy. [opens the door]

Snotty Boy

Good afternoon, ma'am. The nice theater troupe man said I'm your nephew.

Sweetums, why are you outside, when you are standing right next to me? [sees Pig] AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Pig

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Snotty Boy

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Pig

Auntie Nora, he's clearly an imposter. He's probably one of those talking animals from next door in disguise.

Yes. That's the only explanation. He's not even wearing proper clothes. [to Snotty Boy] Get out of here, you camel or whatever you are. Scoot, or I'll call the police! GET OUT!!! [shuts out Snotty Boy]

Snotty Boy

Sorry to have troubled you! Have a nice day!

Otis

Guys, I appreciate your concern, but the button is big and shiny and looks like candy, so--

No!

Otis

Wants to press it...

Otis

Whoops. That's a big pile of not good.

Snotty Boy

[points at the explosion] Ha-ha!

[interrupting Snotty Boy from shooting earwax at the farm animals] Eugene!

Snotty Boy

[irritated] I'm... BUSY!!!

[talking through a megaphone] Come home! I have a wonderful surprise for you!

Snotty Boy

A surprise? I like surprises. [chuckles] You're lucky, cow.

EUGENE!

Snotty Boy

[storms off] I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!

Otis

Alright, is everyone okay?

Peck

Sorry, I can't hear you. I have wax in my ears, AND IT'S NOT MINE!

Pip

I hate that kid!

Abby

He's inhuman!

Freddy

He's not of this earth!

Pig

He's a monster!

Peck

[can't hear] What?

Otis

I don't like the sound of this "big surprise".

Freddy

I don't like the sound of vacuums!

Pip

You're not bright.

Snotty Boy

Auntie Nora, save me!

Huh? BERNARD!

Otis

[grabs Mrs Beady's camera] Yoink.

Take your hands off my little yum-yum man!

Auntie, it's not what you think! I found him like this! Tell her, Eugene! Tell her I found you like-- Aaahhh!

[to Phlegmy Boy] I'm sending you back to your mother and father, and you're never coming here again! [yells in a deep voice] EVER!!!!

[as Mrs. Beady drags him away by his ear] I'll be back, Eugene. And I'm gonna eat your silly-billy skull!

Snotty Boy

I did it! I defeated Bernard! And you know who I have to thank?

Otis

No. No need to thank me.

Snotty Boy

Me! Because I "rockah la casbah", and you're the worst spirit guides ever! And I'm gonna kick your stupid spirit guide butts!

Snotty Boy

[during laser tag] Ha! You showed mercy! You're weak! That Z-Box is mine! Say goodbye, stupid enlarged kid!

Otis

Wait a minute. Kid, family, nougat, suspension bridges... Pig's pocket mirror!

When you wake up in the emergency room, tell 'em Donk E. Cheese sent ya. [gives Snotty Boy a wedgie]

Snotty Boy

[screams]

[as a mall Santa] Ho, ho, ho! Merry Chr--[Snotty Boy jumps in his lap] Oof!

Snotty Boy

[yanks Hilly's fake beard and snaps it back] Shut your holiday hole, beardy!

Say, you're a hefty little guy, ain't cha?

Snotty Boy

Now, listen good! Every year, I ask you and your sorry giant behind for the same thing: a Red Ryder BB Taser with double-pump battery action for extra painfulness! But you never bring it to me!

Why, I think I'm losing feeling in my legs.

Snotty Boy

If I don't get a BB Taser this year, you'll be VERY, VERY, SORRY!

I'm already sorry. Sheesh, is it Easter yet?

Snotty Boy

Wow, Dad! Today was the best day ever!

Otis

That's nice. My skull's broken.

Snotty Boy

I can't wait to see what you have planned for my birthday party later!

Otis

Birthday pa-shwaaa?!

Snotty Boy

What?! You forgot?! But you promised me a party with friends and oil cake! This is filling me with RAGE!!! Where's my animal-hurting rocket launcher?!