Inga quotes from Back at the Barnyard

[Swedish accent] Hello! I'm Inga. It's nice to meet you.

Freddy

[to Inga; sliding a ring on her index finger] With this ring, I pledge my love.

[to Freddy; holding a bottle of barbecue sauce] With this barbecue, I pledge my love. [pours the sauce on Freddy]

Freddy

I love your quaint old-world customs. So are we married yet?

Almost...There's only one part of the ceremony...

Otis

There won't be a reception; female spotted ferrets eat Their mates' heads on their wedding night!

Freddy

Look, marriage is all about compromise. You give a little; she eats your head... [Inga eats his head and the animals scream; muffled] It's okay! Just a little love bite.

Otis

Grab him!

Peck

Come on!

Pip

Dude, she has lockjaw.

Otis

Abby, quick, the spot remover! [grunts] Now!

Freddy

[muffled at Inga's mouth] Are we married yet?

[looking surprised] Huh? [from off-screen, she spits out his head; tumbling Freddy onto the side of the hole] Freddy, you're not a spotted ferret! You lied to me!

Freddy

Inga, I can explain.

[packing up] No! The wedding is off! And to think, I almost ate your head! [walks off sobbing]

Freddy

Baby, don't go! I can change!

Otis

[rushes to Freddy] Freddy, she was eating your head!

Freddy

We were working through that!

Pig

[walks up] Hey, where's the happy couple? We got you a panini press. [Freddy bawls hysterically as he walks away] I knew I should have gotten the fondue set.