Mr. Beady quotes from Back at the Barnyard

I'm home, Nora. Please be normal.

When a bird and a bee love each other very much, they get married. Pretty soon, the bird starts losing her mind and seeing talking animals everywhere, and the bee... Oh, the poor bee, is left sitting in a chair all night, trying to remember what life was like before he died inside.

[watching the animals' hot air balloon] Nathan Randall, are we insured by damage caused by flying barnyard animals?

[groans] Got a postcard from your brain today. It's having a wonderful time.

Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha. Make fun of me. Well, I'll tell you something, mister. [continues faintly] Mister, mister, sister.

[groans] Somebody just take me out. Take me out.

Did I get a postcard?

[sees Cowman on the news] Nathan, it's that cow from next door. The one that's always making fun of me.

Flight control to your mind, you're going down! Pull up, pull up!

AAH! Nathan, that crook from TV just kicked our door in!

[in the kitchen, not noticing] You're mad, gal. Just one of them salesmen. They're getting bold...

Quiet, lady. Cowman's on my tail.

Cowman? Tell me everything.

Otis

[running to Mrs. Beady's house] I can't let him harm Mrs. Beady. [stops] Then again... [goes back to running] Nah, nah, I'd better stop him. [rushes into Mrs. Beady's house, confronting the crook] It is I, the uddered avenger! I am justice in-cow-nate! I am-- [Mrs. Beady hits him with a frying pan] ...sleepy. [passes out]

Hehehe. Thanks for the help, lady. Now, I'm outta here.

Not so fast. You're in this with me, so... GET BACK INSIDE!!!

Snotty Boy

Hi, uncle. You readin' the paper?

[to himself] Don't move. They can't see you if you don't move.

Snotty Boy

[steals Mr. Beady's newspaper] Huh? How's this page? [rips up Mr. Beady's newspaper] Is this a good article? How about this one? Heh? [sees a ship in a bottle next to the TV] Ohhhh! [picks up the bottle] Are you building a ship?

[frantic] No! That took me three days--

Snotty Boy

Tidal wave! [drops the bottle, and it shatters]

[groans]

Snotty Boy

You're boring! They should call you Mr. Boring! I'm gonna go play with the animals next door, Mr. Boring!

Okay, I got your drinks--[Snotty Boy has left; to Mr. Beady] What did you say to him?!

Aww...

[covering her face with steaks] Nathan, those talking animals attacked my face with bees!

That's terrible!

I know!

I was gonna eat them steaks.

We interrupt this program for a special report. Our beloved mayor has been frozen solid. He fell in the water while ice fishing. We're mayorless, people! MAYORLESS!

Nathan, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

That one day, I'll wake up screaming?

No, I'll run for mayor, and sign a decree banning those talking animals from the county... FOREVER!!!

[spying on the farm animals at the Clam Hut] Nathan, I think those are those talking barn animals from the farm next door.

Do not talk. Please do not talk.

Yoo-hoo! Look who's back! [Mr. Beady smiles, and gets up, about to hug her] And I brought a visitor. It's my mother!

[sits back down] Yup. Things are about to get ugly.

You! I haven't seen you since you poisoned us last Thanksgiving! Turkey fondue? More like turkey fon-don't!

Otis

Lovely to see you too, dear. I didn't realize zombies could come out in the daylight.

And you look fabulous. I guess bloated is the new black.

[fed up with his mother and Otis fighting over him] THAT'S IT! I'VE... HAD IT! OUT OF MY HOUSE, NOW!!!

But Nathan, you need your mama to take care of you!

I already got someone to take care of me! [points to Mrs. Beady] Her! The lesser of evils!

Otis

[whispers] Her name's Nora.

Right, Nora.