Back at the Barnyard · 303 quotes
[after calling Baxter on the phone] I'll show Baxter, I don't need the farmer, I got all the friends I need right here. So, uh, who wants to deworm me?
[The animals are confused]
It's time to do the barn meeting. Listen guys, we can't let Baxter get away with this, we need to get him out of the house once we get Duke back inside, but for all these sakes.
If Baxter sets me up for good, the farmer won’t even take me back to another place.
Listen Duke, you just need to help the farmer get rid of Baxter until you save him from a bear.
Ooh, i like where this is going.
It’s because i don’t know, Freddy.
Don’t worry, animals, won’t even be a real bear, it's going to be me in a bear costume that can make me dress like a bear, the farmer needs to take Baxter outside to take a walk every afternoon.
I love that plan, Otis.
I didn’t say that yet, Freddy.
I don’t know why i'm not confused.
[Daytime, the farmer takes Baxter out for a walk]
Okay Baxter, you lead the way. [Baxter barks; chuckles] What a cute little dickens. [suddenly, a real bear jumps out from behind a tree! Baxter screams] A bear! Get him, boy, get him! [Baxter circles around the farmer then pushes him toward the bear] Huh, what, don't, stop. Bad dog, what are you doing?
[watches them through binoculars] Look at Otis in that costume, here we go, it’s showtime. [charges straight towards the bear, wondering if it was Otis who was wearing the bear costume]
[The bear looks around as Duke kicks his leg, double kicks his back, bites his rear end, and Kung Fu kicks his face. Being knocked out, the bear stops near the farmer's feet]
[unharmed and surprised] Well done Duke, you saved my life, you saved me from the bear, i’m not going to kick you out. Can you just forgive me? [The farmer pets Duke's head just as Baxter approaches them, the farmer glares at him] And as for you, Baxter, look what you did to me, you threw me to the bear, bad dog, you're going back to the animal shelter to find a new home.
[As Baxter watches the farmer walk off with a hurt expression, he turns to Duke angrily]
Goodbye Duke, this isn't over, i'll be back, you'll see, and then we'll- [gets yanked away]
Come on Otis, get up, the farmer is heading straight to the animal shelter before Baxter finds a new home, he can't recognize you in your costume.
[in a bear costume, approaches] Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar! [takes off the mask]Hello Duke, what happened? Where’s Baxter? Where’s the farmer?
The farmer sent Baxter back to the animal shelter. Who's that? Is that the real bear? [points to the real bear]
It’s time for a round two, sheepdog.
Wait, i can explain, you see, that other dog stole my identity in the previous episode, and recently returned to try it again.
Who are you? Professor Exposition?
[The Professor Exposition gag is shown.]
Who? [the bear pounds him into the ground and leaves]'
