Bingo quotes from Back at the Barnyard

Oh, yeah. It's a rich full life. The name's Bingo, test chimp #657. Lemme get this straight. Uhh, there's no one around here but us animals?

Otis

Yep. The farmer is at his sister's house in Pacoima. So just us.

Sweet!

What do you think, Otis? She's all repaired and ready to go.

Pip

Whoa, no way! Otis can't fly this thing; he can barely drive a stick.

Otis

Pip, relax. It's just a simulated flight. I mean, you know, Bingo wouldn't put his top test cow in any kind of danger.

Simulated. Yeah, you took these words right out of my mouth. [takes a control device from his spacesuit] Oh, oh, oh, and by the way, one little thing. It's not! [presses a button, trapping Otis and Pip inside the rocket]

Otis

What? Hey, what's going on? We're trapped!

That's right, cud boy, I'm sending you into orbit. Of course, there's no biggie for someone with your vast space experience.

Pip

Ground Control to Major Monkey. He lied!

Otis

We were nice to you. We said you could stay with us and some of us licked you. Why are you doing this?

Because I spent my whole life taking orders from humans. And I'm not about to start taking them from a cow. Any-moo, ten, nine, other numbers, blast off! [presses another button on the control device and the rocket lifts off, causing Otis and Pip to scream] [hooting] That's the last time we're ever going to hear from Otis the Daring Space Cow.

Abby

Bingo, what's going on?

Pig

What happened to Otis and Pip?

I sent your leader and his little-rat friend on a one-way trip. You're all taking orders from me now.

[after Otis and Pip landed the rocket] Good job, Otis, you passed the evaluation! [laughs] You know I was just testing you, wasn't I?

Otis

Really. You know, I got a little test for you.

[meeting his defeat] This isn't over, cow! I'll be back! You ought to wish you never had! [Pip presses the button on the control device, and the rocket launches up] Ugh! It smells like wet cow in here.