I know, right? Totally McQueen!!
“Swiss Miss” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Malory Archer (7), Anka (3), Lana Kane (1)
I'm from Germany, where the age of consent is 14.
What is it, the Alabama of Europe?
In many ways, yes.
Fuck you, Switzerland
Was that before or after you got caught fondling a teenager?
Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.
I saved her life! Go ask that dick I set on fire.
Are you insane?!
No. Just incredibly Pissed Off!
That's no fun! Then you don't get to squirt that hot white cream all over your face!
Why aren't you with Gillette?!
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