Meatwad quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[in the pool for the first time] Master Shake said it would dissolve me and then I would get clogged in the filter and then beavers would come and eat me. But that hasn't happened yet!

He told me to get in the freezer 'cause there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival! It was a damn freezer! I got freezer burn and I got mushed up against a chicken.

Everybody hates me 'cause they die or get hurt.

This here's Vanessa. I know she looks like an apple, but she's actually a full-grown woman, and she fell in love with her boyfriend, Dewey, here, and they go off into outer space and then they... they get married.

Yeah, that's right. And he ain't my best friend, neither. He yells at me and scares me and locks me in the attic, and pours liquid on my head that stink, and freeze me with the fire extinguisher, and a whole bunch of other stuff I can't remember 'cause he shocked me in the head with a car battery. [pause] With a bunch of clamps, and sparks, and ...

No, here's a better idea: Hell no.

Wait a second. This ain't no brain, this is a damn bee's nest.

[Reading from "The Tiniest Bullfrog"] Jeremy the Bullfrog lived in a tiny swamp on the edge of town. Every day he would dream of playing professional basketball. But he lived in a swamp, far away from the city lights and a major market team.

[levitating a boy in a car with his mind] Quiet! I need complete concentration or the child will die.

Tar, well, I tell ya if I wanna smell like a shingle, I go get my frisbee and my tanktop and my Captain EO out of the gutter.

Frylock, please. That was a computer simulation program. And it proved to me that you don't know what I like and what I like to do. And that is to tell you what to do. And you need to listen to what I say 'cause I'm gonna eat your brains!

Howdy, villains, I'm Mr. Mister. Watch your back, crime. When I get pissed, you get mist.

Enchiladitos, they make you wanna eat 'em!

Whoa! What happened to your butt? It's like a little shelter down here!

Shhh! You hear that? That's the sound of him not being here. You can thank me for that later.