He wanted me to give you these cell phones. They link you directly to the man himself.
He's giving us a cell phone?
There's no text messaging. This a suck phone.
“Super Hero” · Season 2
In this episode: Master Shake (8), Frylock (6), Meatwad (4)
Wow, you know that's really, amazingly lame.
[answering phone] Drizzle here.
Hello, yes, Drizzle. Violent criminals have put... what did you, Fat Albert...
Prince Albert.
Oh, have put... Fat Albert in a can.
No it's Prince. Prince Albert.
Oh, okay. Hold on. [to Shake on the phone] Have put... F-Fat Albert in a can, in your can.
I'll need precise coordinates, ma'am.
Oh okay, it's... it's in your butt, boy! [snickering] It's in your butt! Did you hear me? It's in your butt.
Pranksters! Sons of—
Shake, the printer called and said that the Drizzle's stationery and business cards are ready. But they're concerned what with the paper being black and the ink being black.
Everything must be black, like the Storm of Justice!
Well, maybe you'd better talk to them. [holding a bouncing eye contraption] And this is blocking up the hallway.
The Eye of Justice. The Drizzle is lost without it.
Howdy, villains, I'm Mr. Mister. Watch your back, crime. When I get pissed, you get mist.
You can expect a forecast of vengeance in the near future.
I'm not asking you if people will be able to write on it; I'm telling you I want black on black!
[Bringing in a package] This just came for the Drizzle.
Who's the Drizzle?
Well, we don't know that, do we? But he owes me 40 bucks for this C.O.D.
Where are you going?
I'm going to let the Fume know that he needs to let the rest of the world know that he exists.
TATV Announcer
Downtown is in flames tonight as a mysterious arsonist...
Ah no, Shake. You messed up this time.
I'm calling Japan.
WHO THE HELL DO YOU KNOW IN JAPAN??!! NOBODY!!!
Hello, Japan?
NO!!
Yes, connect me to Godzilla, please.
[takes phone away] YOU DON'T GET ONE! I told the Drizzle you'd mess this up! It hasn't been five minutes and you already did!
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