Meatwad quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

So it IS grass. I'm eatin' it.

Have you seen my wife?!

Are you depressed? Has our interest rates got you down? My name is Meatwad, and today I'm here to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Sell your organs! LIVE! Over the Internet! Get money back on your baby! That don't sound right. Where's my sheet?

This one ol' boy, he give me a job mopping up late night at this children's apparel store. Shoot, he said I made a worser mess than it was. That's discrimination.

This one time I rent me a pressure washer, start this business? "Meatwad Pressure Washing?" But then I's told, "You got to have a license." I says, "License? Hell! I ain't even s'posed to be in this country!" And then he got all mad.

Well, we're not American, yet, until we pass that dumb test. That test a bitch.

Uhh. One.

Hey, can I have just one funnel cake … [softly] eating contest?

I think we're having a communication breakdown here, because you keep saying "plague of snakes", and all I hear is "Easter bunny, Easter bunny, Easter bunny".

Okay, uh, I got a two-part question here. One, what's he doin'? Two, should we light him on fire?

Look, ya'll just stop bickerin'. We's all need ta join together and…thank God that…it's on Extra Low.

Ya'll suck. I wish Superman was here. I'd say "Hey Superman. You mow the lawn while you're here?" And he'd be like "Yeah, I'm Superman. I know how to work the mower."

Remember uh.. Remember that date I went on with Farrah Fawcett? And uh, She said, "Let's get nude! Go to this hotel and like, do all this stuff!" And she starts like playin' with me and she starts like huggin' on me. And I says, no, no girl. My show is on. So she dropped me off.

Awww, is this your bastard?

Remember that one show? "'Roid-Away, apply directly to the 'roid. 'Roid-Away, apply directly to the 'roid."